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Donald Trump Branding Genius Donald Trump Branding: How One Man Turned Politics into a Lifestyle Merch Pyramid PALM BEACH, FL — When Donald Trump told …

Sam Altman’s Harem of Pirated Girlfriends Sparks Legal, Moral, and Metaphysical Panic “He’s not dating women—he’s dating licensing agreements,” says baffled lawyer The Setup: One …

Breaking News: Fair Use Doctrine Enlists Superheroes and Cartoon Characters in Epic Battle Against AI Overlords In a plot twist worthy of the most convoluted …

Vertical Farming: The High-Tech, High-Rise Lettuce Cult That Went Bankrupt Lettuce Pray In a tragic twist that absolutely no one with a calculator saw coming, …

Coffee, Karma & Cardio: How to Meet a ‘Quality Woman’ Without Getting Pepper-Sprayed A Bold New Era of Dating: Powered by Caffeine, Charitable Guilt, and …

“Deadpool Daddy: Why Ryan Reynolds Deserves a Timeout from Parenting—and Hollywood’s Enabler Complex” Reynolds’ House of Deadpool Ryan Reynolds—charming Canadian, professional wiseass, and now… aspiring …

Comrade Goldberg’s Panic Parade: The Atlantic’s Leader in Yellow Journalism and Red Flags An exposé of how Jeffrey Goldberg turned American journalism into a full-contact …

Oops, We Invited Karl Marx to the Missile Launch Group Chat Tulsi Gabbard adds traitorous Marxist to Pentagon planning thread, citing autocorrect, spiritual confusion, and …

No More Government Credit Card, No More Lingerie: Bureaucrats Gone Broke Y’all ever seen a D.C. bureaucrat without a government credit card? It’s like watching …

Retirement: Finally, You Can Sit Still Long Enough to Watch Your Brain Die After decades of hard labor, stressful deadlines, pointless meetings, and ergonomic back …

Prince William’s Royal Tantrums Rock the Monarchy: Kate Middleton Now Referred to as ‘Mother of Four’  The Crown Jewels of Emotional Outbursts In a revelation …

A Nation in Crisis: Men Feel Threatened by Women Who Dress to Impress Themselves In a stunning exposé that has rocked the linen-lined walls of …

Denzel Washington Refuses to Be a Hollywood Actor, Orders Soul Instead of Soy By the world’s oldest tenured professor and a 20-year-old philosophy major turned …

Prince George Gets Drunk on Mead Spritzers, Tells Entire Palace to F* Off** It’s like Prince Harry walked so George could moonwalk. LONDON—In what sources …

Ivy League Universities Replace ‘Chaos 101’ with ‘Civics 101’ Civics 101 Student Protests Erupt In a move that’s sending shockwaves through the hallowed halls of …

Broadway Joe: President Emeritus Biden Attends ‘Othello’ and Forgets Who’s Othello The Play Was Othello, What Joe Biden Saw Was Hamlet ​In a recent outing, …

Ten Shared Hobbies That Will Ruin Your Life, Friendships, and Probably Your Credit Score It all seems so innocent at first—finding people with shared hobbies …

Judge Rules White House Texting ‘We’re Gonna Effing Mess Them Up’ Is Not Top Secret When Diplomacy Meets Autocorrect In a groundbreaking decision that has …

GPT-4.5: The AI That Understands Your Trauma Better Than Your Mom Silicon Sentience: Now With Feelings, Mood Swings, and a Slight Cry for Help In …

Federal Judge Vows to Reimport Violent Criminals Deported by Trump—Says U.S. Crime Needs More Diversity WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold defense of inclusive justice, …