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SPINTAXI – A wide satirical cartoon in the style of SpinTaxi Magazine. The scene shows a dramatic candlelight vigil for polling data, taking place outside …

Columbia University Officially Denounces Marx, Lenin, Kombucha, and Feelings Columbia University’s New Era of Practical Pretending Begins New York, NY — Following an open letter from …

The Congressional Statue Rejection Hearing: “Give Me Liberty or Give Me… Less Liberty?” In a stunning display of bipartisan dysfunction, Congress held an emergency hearing …

By the world’s oldest tenured professor and a 20-year-old philosophy major turned dairy farmer When Green Turns to Ash Greenpeace—the legendary environmental group known for …

The Political Party is Now a Dance Party Chuck Schumer has done the unthinkable. No, not passing a bipartisan bill—let’s not be ridiculous. Instead, he …

New York City witnessed history in the making last night as a battalion of self-proclaimed Marxists stormed the streets, laying siege to Senate Majority Leader …

Tech Bro Suggests Banning Innovation So America Can Dominate the Rubble Economy “Why Build the Future When We Can Own the Wreckage?” Silicon Valley venture …

Unearthed Notebooks Reveal Forgotten Farmer Who Inspired Obama, Revolutionized Barnyard Rhetoric The farmer’s notebooks included an early draft of “Yes We Can,” originally written as …

Running After Mammoths vs Farming For centuries, humanity has sought to pinpoint the greatest technological achievement in history. Was it the steam engine? The internet? …

Running After Mammoths vs Farming For centuries, humanity has sought to pinpoint the greatest technological achievement in history. Was it the steam engine? The internet? …

In a world where intelligence is often measured by the number of books on your shelf, we’ve uncovered a startling revelation: if you’ve read the …

The Great DEI Vanishing Act: Bureaucrat Deletes Black Hero Page to Make Trump Look Racist A Masterclass in Bureaucratic Sabotage Washington, D.C. – In the …

The Ultimate Showdown: Marcos vs. Duterte in the Political Cage Match of the Century The Tale of Two Dynasties In the vibrant archipelago of the …

Adam Schiff’s Tesla: The Self-Driving Political Machine That Runs on Indictments and Renewable Outrage A Green New Grift: How Schiff’s Tesla Became the Most Controversial …

The Perpetual Government Shutdown: A  Exploration of a Nation Running on ‘Essential’ Services Alone Abstract: This piece delves into the hypothetical scenario where the U.S. …

Possible Explanations for Chuck Schumer’s Thinking on the Government Shutdown 1. The “Genius 4D Chess Strategy” Theory Schumer believes a government shutdown will backfire on …

Public Reaction: America’s Take on the Email Extravaganza  As more details emerge about Biden’s *Secret Alias Email Club™, *Americans have begun reacting in truly patriotic …

Are you sabotaging your SEO efforts? Avoid these blunders – from blaming algorithms to misusing canonical tags – and optimize smarter. 15 Observations on Common …

The War on Moisturization It started with pornography. Lawmakers, convinced that the internet was a lawless wasteland corrupting the youth, passed sweeping age-verification bills requiring …

King Charles’ Private Diary Leaked: 74 Years of Royal Whining, Woes, and Wistfulness “The Crown Is Heavy” – And So Is the Drama London, March …