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Lazarus Group Upgrades to “Grand Theft Crypto” After Bybit and Phemex Heist North Korea’s National Budget Now Sponsored by Ethereum and Bad Passwords In what …

Trump’s DOGE Dividend Plan: A New Era of Government ‘Efficiency’ A $5,000 Surprise: The DOGE Dividend Arrival Imagine this: You’re sifting through your usual pile …

The Murdoch Empire: A Family Feud So Big, It’s Now Its Own Media Franchise Fox News, Family Feuds, and Five Marriages: How Rupert Murdoch’s Empire …

MLB’s Robo-Umpires: The Machines Have Taken Over—And They’re Calling the Game Baseball Just Got a Firmware Update For over a century, baseball fans have had …

Washington, D.C. in Chaos: $4 Trillion Missing, 40,000 Federal Employees Under Investigation, and Fort Knox Empty—But Don’t Worry, They Found a Parking Ticket from 1998 …

Pope Francis Hospitalized, Mumbling Marxist Quotes: Vatican Scrambles to Contain ‘Red Scare’ Holy See or Holy Commune? Pope’s Fever Sparks Theological Crisis VATICAN CITY— Chaos …

Eric Adams: The American Hero Driving Marxists to Madness New York City Mayor Eric Adams has achieved something remarkable: He has sent the city’s left-wing …

Daytona Beach, FL – In an unprecedented fusion of horsepower, political power, and meteorological mayhem, the 2025 Daytona 500 became the stage for a spectacle …

Landscaping Gone Wild—The Meth Paver Epidemic Methamphetamine & Suburban Beautification In a bizarre twist on suburban beautification, North Carolina homeowners have stumbled upon a groundbreaking …

West Coast Cities Are Sinking—And So Are Home Prices (But Not Fast Enough) NASA Warns That California Is Slowly Becoming a Snorkeling Destination A new …

Elon Musk’s DOGE Axes DEI: Parents Cheer as Schools Return to Teaching Reality The Verdict: Parents Love Musk A Budgetary Miracle: Musk’s DOGE Rescues Schools …

In a move that has left both fans and critics scratching their heads, singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow recently announced the sale of her Tesla, donating the …

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around for the most anticipated event of the century: “City Slickers vs. Country Bumpkins: The Ultimate Showdown.” This is where the …

Trump’s Impossible Task: Navigating Peace Talks Between Russia and Ukraine A Stage Set for Chaos and Bizarre Demands As the world eagerly awaits an end …

Zelensky’s Bold Move: Keeping Ukraine’s Minerals Safe While Sacrificing 300,000 More Boys “It’s not greed—it’s patriotism with a shiny golden touch,” says Ukrainian President. KYIV— …

The Cult of Zizians: Left-Wing Analysts Declare Brain Hemispheres Are Plotting an Uprising By: Whitley Snerd In a bizarre twist of events that reads like …

Empathy Overload: When Caring Too Much Becomes a National Crisis Experts Warn: Stop Feeling and Start Ignoring! In breaking news, empathy—once hailed as a hallmark …