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Breaking News: Fair Use Doctrine Enlists Superheroes and Cartoon Characters in Epic Battle Against AI Overlords In a plot twist worthy of the most convoluted …

Vertical Farming: The High-Tech, High-Rise Lettuce Cult That Went Bankrupt Lettuce Pray In a tragic twist that absolutely no one with a calculator saw coming, …

Coffee, Karma & Cardio: How to Meet a ‘Quality Woman’ Without Getting Pepper-Sprayed A Bold New Era of Dating: Powered by Caffeine, Charitable Guilt, and …

“Deadpool Daddy: Why Ryan Reynolds Deserves a Timeout from Parenting—and Hollywood’s Enabler Complex” Reynolds’ House of Deadpool Ryan Reynolds—charming Canadian, professional wiseass, and now… aspiring …

Comrade Goldberg’s Panic Parade: The Atlantic’s Leader in Yellow Journalism and Red Flags An exposé of how Jeffrey Goldberg turned American journalism into a full-contact …

Oops, We Invited Karl Marx to the Missile Launch Group Chat Tulsi Gabbard adds traitorous Marxist to Pentagon planning thread, citing autocorrect, spiritual confusion, and …

No More Government Credit Card, No More Lingerie: Bureaucrats Gone Broke Y’all ever seen a D.C. bureaucrat without a government credit card? It’s like watching …

Retirement: Finally, You Can Sit Still Long Enough to Watch Your Brain Die After decades of hard labor, stressful deadlines, pointless meetings, and ergonomic back …

Prince William’s Royal Tantrums Rock the Monarchy: Kate Middleton Now Referred to as ‘Mother of Four’  The Crown Jewels of Emotional Outbursts In a revelation …