Category: Comedy

WASHINGTON, DC — It started with a gaze. Not just a casual glance. Not a seductive peek. No, this was Sticky Eyes™—a term now trademarked …

Donald Trump Branding Genius Donald Trump Branding: How One Man Turned Politics into a Lifestyle Merch Pyramid PALM BEACH, FL — When Donald Trump told …

Sam Altman’s Harem of Pirated Girlfriends Sparks Legal, Moral, and Metaphysical Panic “He’s not dating women—he’s dating licensing agreements,” says baffled lawyer The Setup: One …

Breaking News: Fair Use Doctrine Enlists Superheroes and Cartoon Characters in Epic Battle Against AI Overlords In a plot twist worthy of the most convoluted …

Vertical Farming: The High-Tech, High-Rise Lettuce Cult That Went Bankrupt Lettuce Pray In a tragic twist that absolutely no one with a calculator saw coming, …

Coffee, Karma & Cardio: How to Meet a ‘Quality Woman’ Without Getting Pepper-Sprayed A Bold New Era of Dating: Powered by Caffeine, Charitable Guilt, and …

“Deadpool Daddy: Why Ryan Reynolds Deserves a Timeout from Parenting—and Hollywood’s Enabler Complex” Reynolds’ House of Deadpool Ryan Reynolds—charming Canadian, professional wiseass, and now… aspiring …

Comrade Goldberg’s Panic Parade: The Atlantic’s Leader in Yellow Journalism and Red Flags An exposé of how Jeffrey Goldberg turned American journalism into a full-contact …

Oops, We Invited Karl Marx to the Missile Launch Group Chat Tulsi Gabbard adds traitorous Marxist to Pentagon planning thread, citing autocorrect, spiritual confusion, and …