Category: Comedy

Oops, We Invited Karl Marx to the Missile Launch Group Chat Tulsi Gabbard adds traitorous Marxist to Pentagon planning thread, citing autocorrect, spiritual confusion, and …

No More Government Credit Card, No More Lingerie: Bureaucrats Gone Broke Y’all ever seen a D.C. bureaucrat without a government credit card? It’s like watching …

Retirement: Finally, You Can Sit Still Long Enough to Watch Your Brain Die After decades of hard labor, stressful deadlines, pointless meetings, and ergonomic back …

Prince William’s Royal Tantrums Rock the Monarchy: Kate Middleton Now Referred to as ‘Mother of Four’  The Crown Jewels of Emotional Outbursts In a revelation …

A Nation in Crisis: Men Feel Threatened by Women Who Dress to Impress Themselves In a stunning exposé that has rocked the linen-lined walls of …

Denzel Washington Refuses to Be a Hollywood Actor, Orders Soul Instead of Soy By the world’s oldest tenured professor and a 20-year-old philosophy major turned …

Prince George Gets Drunk on Mead Spritzers, Tells Entire Palace to F* Off** It’s like Prince Harry walked so George could moonwalk. LONDON—In what sources …

Ivy League Universities Replace ‘Chaos 101’ with ‘Civics 101’ Civics 101 Student Protests Erupt In a move that’s sending shockwaves through the hallowed halls of …

Broadway Joe: President Emeritus Biden Attends ‘Othello’ and Forgets Who’s Othello The Play Was Othello, What Joe Biden Saw Was Hamlet ​In a recent outing, …

Ten Shared Hobbies That Will Ruin Your Life, Friendships, and Probably Your Credit Score It all seems so innocent at first—finding people with shared hobbies …